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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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