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An F-clamp, also known as a bar clamp or speed clamp, is a type of clamp. The name comes from its \"F\" shape. This tool is used in woodworking while more permanent attachment is being made with screws or glue, or in metalworking to hold pieces together for welding or bolting. F-clamps are similar to but distinct from C-clamps and pipe clamps.
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