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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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