Klaus Gjøstein was a Norwegian painter.
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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