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Why Should I Get Used to It is the third solo album by Fugazi bassist Joe Lally. Featuring eleven original songs, it was recorded at MHouse in Rome, Italy, during January 2010, and was released in 2011 by both Dischord Records and Lally's Tolotta label. On the album, Lally is accompanied by two Italian musicians: guitarist Elisa Abela, and drummer Emanuele Tomasi.
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