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Philip Louis Levine is an American businessman and politician who served as Mayor of Miami Beach from 2013 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, he was a candidate in the 2018 Florida gubernatorial election.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Congress Voting Independence","displaytitle":"Congress Voting Independence","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q176923","titles":{"canonical":"Congress_Voting_Independence","normalized":"Congress Voting Independence","display":"Congress Voting Independence"},"pageid":26246410,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Congress_voting_independence.jpg/330px-Congress_voting_independence.jpg","width":320,"height":233},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Congress_voting_independence.jpg","width":3078,"height":2241},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265793915","tid":"887c3e7c-c546-11ef-8a5a-1d1134dd6d2f","timestamp":"2024-12-28T18:07:00Z","description":"18th Century Painting","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congress_Voting_Independence","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congress_Voting_Independence?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congress_Voting_Independence?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Congress_Voting_Independence"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congress_Voting_Independence","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Congress_Voting_Independence","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congress_Voting_Independence?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Congress_Voting_Independence"}},"extract":"Congress Voting Independence of Confederation is a painting by Robert Edge Pine showing the interior of Independence Hall in Philadelphia. It includes portraits of most of the signers of the United States Declaration of Independence. The artist worked on the painting from 1784 until his death in 1788. The painting is unfinished. The work is currently part of the collections of Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia.","extract_html":"
Congress Voting Independence of Confederation is a painting by Robert Edge Pine showing the interior of Independence Hall in Philadelphia. It includes portraits of most of the signers of the United States Declaration of Independence. The artist worked on the painting from 1784 until his death in 1788. The painting is unfinished. The work is currently part of the collections of Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia.
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