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War of Rights is a tactical first-person shooter video game in early access. The game is set during the American Civil War with players choosing between two teams of either the Union or the Confederacy. The game features several real life historical sites and battlefields players can compete on as well as choosing to practice and hone on skills such as regimental drill and ceremony along with target practice. The game is being developed by Danish company Campfire Games.
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Warp and Woof is the 28th album released by Guided by Voices, released on April 26, 2019.
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